Some of my favorite quotes from this school year

• "I can't read a book" - Allyson Oakes 3/28/08
• "The sun WILL come out" - Allyson Oakes 3/28/08
• "I want the axe so I can slit my throat" - Molly Rhinehart 3/28/08 in response to the LOST game we play in class
• "Braveheart didn't talk to Frodo!" -??? who knows what Shannon Essick was talking about here???
• "...and smate Godzilla" - Kraig Berglund 4/8/08
• "It's like...a male donut" - John Schmidt (sorry John!) 4/10/08 regarding the donuts I brought to my first period class that didn't have any holes in them.
• "CHALUPA!!!" - a long story about Jordan Douglass
• "SPACESHIP!!!" - another long story courtesy of Adam Dyble
• "...your partially white too." - fascinating insight from the mind of Hannah Austin
• "Czar....??....that spells caesar" - a wonderful observation from Brianna Keebler
• "But where are we going to get the pot?" - Allyson Oakes 3/28/08, once again another gem from Ally during the LOST game.
• "My pop tart is not genetic..." -Shannon Essick again, enough said
• "Essays...like Mexicans??" - Jadiah Green after I assigned several writing assignments. I am pretty sure this could be offensive but it was funny!
• "My lecture is so good...I'm getting arousing applause!" - Coach Ramsey 4/11/08, probably one of the most emarassing moments of my teaching career. I meant a rousing ovation but it didn't come out that way. A student later asked why I wasn't standing when I lecture which further embarrassed me.
• "Class, what do you call the dumbest, slowest, weirdest, ugliest person in the world? 'Coach Ramsey' the class replied" - I'm not sure who contributed this part but it came from my arch nemisis' paper, Derek Pfeiffer.
• "In Ramseytopia, Ramsey doesn't read books, he stares them down till he gets the information he needs" - Once again, I don't know who wrote this line, but it came from Danielle Miranda's paper. I do realize it is a Chuck Norris ripoff, but it is still funny.

If you have any others, feel free to share them!

Czar out!!!!